I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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