Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
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Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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