You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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