even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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