I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Randomize
