Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
