I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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