He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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