i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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