is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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