of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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