so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
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Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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