Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
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I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
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I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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