Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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