i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
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Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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