I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I am naked and annoyed.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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