I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
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Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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