your thong is hanging out like whoa
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
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I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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