The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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