yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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