I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
