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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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