When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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