perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
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I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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