Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(850): View more from Florida

I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.

(1-850): View more from Florida

Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.

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(954): View more from Florida

youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party

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(630): View more from Illinois

According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"

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(801): View more from Utah

She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.

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(515): View more from Iowa

We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.

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(208): View more from Idaho

My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.

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(989): View more from Michigan

Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident

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