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• (512): View more from Texas

  Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?

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  I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle

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• (845): View more from New York

  beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.

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  Whoa, you know how to pick em.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.

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