Don't you send me to vm
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm at about main and main street
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Do you remember whose house we're in?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Randomize
