Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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