he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
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She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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