fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Randomize
