I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Semen is not good for contacts.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
