Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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