I wannas sexs uuuuu
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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