Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
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