Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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