the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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