worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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