I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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