This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
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he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
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I round house kicked her emotions in the face
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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