well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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