i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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