I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
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The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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