I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
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When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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