Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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