So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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