R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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