It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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