'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
your address is 607B right?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.