Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
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He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
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