their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just blew my weed a kiss
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
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