I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
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Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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