Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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