All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
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This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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