you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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