the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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