once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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