Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
