party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
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Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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