bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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