Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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