If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
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You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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